Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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