Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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