Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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