ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
either way he was missing a nipple.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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