Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Randomize