so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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