summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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