So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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