The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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