ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Randomize
