We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
