awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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