i just wanna soil my oats bro
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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