Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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