no. you can't hotbox the world.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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