Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize