Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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