he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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