I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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