hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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