who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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