You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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