he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
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