You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
You can't special order awesome
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
