lets start a swedish sibling band together
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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