Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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