Define "chronic" masturbator.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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