sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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