What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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