before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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