Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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