Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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