never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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