y did u give ur computer a hand job?
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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