There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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