Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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