I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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