I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I'm at about main and main street
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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