dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Randomize
