i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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