She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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