What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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