my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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