As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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