we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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