I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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