thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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