how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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