I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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