And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
