I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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