The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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