weddingsv make me drug and hornr
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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