Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
Shame is for Republicans.
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